MEND BUTT CRACK!

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.

I cast mend butt crack!

by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024

whip crack

The sound every episode of Johnny Test makes every 1-3 seconds

"I couldn't sleep due to hearing constant whip cracks from watching two seasons of Johnny Test"

by swag9001 June 15, 2024

Crack smut

A smut fanfic involving two random characters (ex: shrek and cyan from among us) having sex in the most memed and “poggers“/hj way. since i used to be a crack fanfic writer on wattpad, enjoy my example of a crack smut you horny bastards. ;)

“Ahh~ daddy cyan~~ put it in my impostussy harder~“ moaned red as cyan pounded his wet bussy. “you like that, you little slut?“ said cyan, seductively. “yes~“ without warning, cyan came into red’s bussy, with red following suite. “round two?~“ asked cyan.

Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!

by Ojamajodoremilover911 June 25, 2024

rather fuck a crack in the road

Doing a crack in the road

I would rather fuck a crack in the road than do that mate

by Murdey August 2, 2024

meteor on crack

stupid ass sentence used by minecraft kids who just got a meteor .jar and are checking out the spam plugin
"EJOJOI IM SUCH HACER"

"Meteor on Crack!"

by swaggistsociety August 8, 2024

Crack Piper

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023

Crack booty

A girl that might or may not be a crack head who is skinny and has a small ass that looks good in jeans or yoga pants. This girl looks hella good and has the right curves, but is not for chubby chasers

Damn that girl might be skinny, but she gotta crack booty

by Adrian pussy slayer March 2, 2023