Coachella Taco

A woman's vagina after intercourse at Coachella (following a major outbreak of genital herpes at Coachella 2019).

"The doctor said I had herpes! I can't believe this...last time I had sex was at Coachella!"

"Looks like you ordered that Coachella Taco!"

by Courtneylius April 26, 2019

matt taco

A matt coat, that's applied on top to finish and conserve a design.
Can also have quick drying qualities making it a quick dry matt taco
Commomnly used in regards to nailpolish as established by Simply Nailogical on Youtube
Related to: glossy taco, holo taco, and quick dry taco

I'm using a matt taco, because I thought it looked cool with the neonness goin on.

by Deamonia July 15, 2017

Taco Meat

A boy who wear the same sweatshirt everyday to school and who once dated a female of Spanish descent. Every time this boy walks around the smell of taco meat is lifted and propelled throughout the air.

Kid1: yo look, it’s Taco Meat again

Kid2: OMG bro, ur right , I can smell him from here

Kid 3: yea , and he’s wearing that same sweatshirt again

by Jake possum November 2, 2017

Toronto Tight Taco

This is the sexual act of a man eating a habanero pepper, going down on his sheila and allowing the spiciness of the pepper that he ate to bring her to a new level so that she squeezes his head between her thighs, thus creating a Toronto tight taco.

Last night, Scotty gave that girl at the bar the hottest Toronto tight taco of her life.

by Dodgy J-Money 2 May 6, 2018

Squid Taco

funny man

Me: "Hey squid"

Squid Taco: "hey man"

by pikcled January 20, 2023

Taco Cock

When your Cock bends backwards during sex

“Dude my girlfriend gave me taco cock last night during sex”

by Big Daddy Lucci June 16, 2020

smirf taco

1. found between smirfettes thighs
2. a word people look up on urban dictionary when extremely bored, congratulations, your world is an empty and fucked up one.

Why's your face blue?
I ate a smirf taco

by bluemangroup April 19, 2009