Pocket Sherlock

When you channel the Sherlock Holmes you have in your pocket to solve your problem and then put him to sleep again.

"It's always the cable's fault." - Your Pocket Sherlock

by anonymous May 20, 2024

Pockets

When a girl has the buttery skin tone range within dark and white.. and she’s bad.

how’s your new girl…
yea she’s pockets

by Boilsy May 21, 2024

pocket stuffing

stuffing your pockets full of shit piss and braf

"pocket stuffing

by iudsgjkdbnmhviubh y May 27, 2024

pocket stuffing

when you stuff your pockets full of shit piss barf and more

"pocket stuffing"

by iudsgjkdbnmhviubh y May 29, 2024

Pocket Poetry

The inadvertent act of your phone typing gibberish while in your pocket. Can also happen with swipe text commonly these days.

Bro 1: "Big so if so just in da"
Bro 2: "Da fuck you on boi?"
Bro 1: Sorry man, pocket poetry"

by L_F_O February 10, 2024

Pocket Pussy

An electronic vape that looks like a p*ssy when you put it in your pocket.

"hey can you hand over that pocket pussy?"
"wow that pocket pussy sure looks like the real thing"
"I'm hooked on pocket pussies"

by ChaiSpice February 12, 2024

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets

The go to food choice of

Stoners , potheads, under achievers, slackers ,gamers
And the children of single mothers

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets ..... doritos or cheetos can

Be seen as a bonus and side dish.

Hi my name is Matthew and I live with my mom and
Plat xbox live while I have Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets.

by Blu_leef February 15, 2024