Me to my non-existent gf: Yo babe can I stick my dick in your Cock Pocket.
My non-existent gf: Yes, give me your pimp stick.
Me to my friends: omwtfmgf.
My non-existent gf: Yes, give me your pimp stick.
Me to my friends: omwtfmgf.
by AnonymousNut March 13, 2018
by Lewisville Slugger December 30, 2024
Purchasing a Dairy Queen blizzard and using it as a pocket pussy. Works best when wedged in between couch cushions or a mattress.
Damn Conor, that’s 5 weekends in a row without bringing a bitch back.
“Yeah man, I’m down so bad I had to bring out the Alaskan Pocket Pussy to try and feel something.”
“Yeah man, I’m down so bad I had to bring out the Alaskan Pocket Pussy to try and feel something.”
by TheBigB69 November 14, 2023
by AuntJemimasSandwiches January 10, 2019
A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.
Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
by Kbaezmaster1 March 21, 2021
“Fine Huzz Backpack Pocket” is slang for sticking your penis in a girl’s butthole, preparing for anal sex
Bro 1: “Dude, how was the experience?”
Bro 2: “Amazing, bro. On god I slipped it in her Fine Huzz Backpack Pocket”
Bro 2: “Amazing, bro. On god I slipped it in her Fine Huzz Backpack Pocket”
What you find when you go to empty your pockets and pull out a bunch of unexpected hidden treasures.
Shit you had your keys, four joints, a phone, a lighter, your headphones, and a slice of pizza in there?! That’s a fuckin’ pocket haul.
by Pancho777 August 03, 2020