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May 27th

by doggyliversryum May 26, 2022
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May 12th

Best friend: Why did you send me your boobs?
Sender: because it’s May 12th and you’re my best friend
by Booby sucker May 12, 2022
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May 23

Kiss your crush on the ass-day!
Person: omg she/he is so cute
Person2: kiss she/him on the ass!
Person: why?
Person2: it’s May 23!
by kaclyman May 23, 2022
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may 14

damn its may 14, come here henry
by candice dic May 13, 2020
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Monster-May

Monster: Give someone a monster letting them know you are still alive but dead inside
I dont know how to express my emotions cory so happy Monster-May
by Faxxs May 1, 2023
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May 25

Adorable People are born on this day. If someone is born on this day, give them a hug!
May 25: Good day!
Jamie: Hey Kaydee isn't it your birthday today?
Kaydee: Yes it is!
Jamie: Happy Birthday! -hug-
by HAll3 April 4, 2022
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Joel May

This is a person that is beautiful inside and out. Joel May tends to be shy at first but when you got to her good side, she starts to be the best human that you'll ever meet, In addition to this she is hard-working and the most resilient. She is always there for you and she will always try to understand you because she knows how it feels to be alone, she wanna be babied but at the same time she want to be independent, she overthinks a lot some say it's too much but she is just like that because of the traumas that happened to her, and there is no word that can describe her but I'll try my best, When i was drowning, she became my air. In the cold, she became my warmth. In the dark, she became my light. She is my everything.
OMG is that Joel May?
Yes the perfect human being that is living.
I love you baby.
by neo<3jo December 4, 2022
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