someone who presses their religion on you, especially catholicism. They make reference to their religion and justify everything behind their religion in a conversation.
ex:
man: This woman came to to my house today to try and convert me, bro.
Friend: Bitch was a Jesus Bumper, yo.
man: This woman came to to my house today to try and convert me, bro.
Friend: Bitch was a Jesus Bumper, yo.
by cutup3 July 21, 2014
Get the Jesus Bumpermug. Jesus is a manipulative piece of shit
by azues November 21, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.
by Baddkharmaaz January 2, 2025
Get the jumped up joe jesusmug. by Shortcock November 27, 2018
Get the jesus fooqmug. He's dumb as fuck. Nothing else and tends to be a piece of shit that lies to his friends, even the ones closest to him.
Jesus is shit.
by YeetMaster5960 October 2, 2020
Get the Jesusmug. by walmartshoppingcart May 22, 2023
Get the Jesusmug. by Pro clubs god September 4, 2021
Get the Black Jesusmug.