Milo Murphy's Law

Final Destination for kids

milo murphy's law sucks bruh

by Geometry dashing June 29, 2025

Dang’s Law

As long as your girlfriend is the last person you’ve slept with you haven’t cheated.

Person 1: Mate didn’t you sleep with Sarah?

Person 2: Yeah but I slept with my girlfriend today so according to Dang’s law I haven’t cheated.

by Name Guru January 15, 2022

stepadopter-in-law

Spouse's stepadopter.

Stepadopter-in-law.

by Jenword May 20, 2023

Law

The thing that holds people back from thier dreams and is rules for nerds

Police: by the name of the law let the hostages go!
Smart person: you can’t make me blah

by Carl the thinker January 7, 2023

co-cousin-nibling-in-law

The grandchild-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My co-cousin-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Basil’s Law

All bourgeois political kayfabe boils down to projected raceplay fetishes

Person1: That black feminist chick from college just posted her white boyfriend on her insta

Person2: dude…. Basil’s Law!!!

by MMAFayce January 23, 2024

Reed's Law

"Reed's Law" is an adage coined by @Andrew_Reed which states that "the person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer."

This dude just got reed's law'd lol

by CallMeKor December 27, 2021