speak with the elder gods

v. Probably a convenient way to talk your way out of doing something important like oh, I dunno... saving Earthrealm through participation in the Mortal Kombat tournaments?

Raiden: I must speak with the elder gods! (*lightning!*)

by flashn00b September 17, 2020

shaking hands with God

Masturbating, particularly with noted success

"My mind always feels much clearer after shaking hands with God," mused Jillian.

by shaking hands with god December 29, 2021

sticky note god

A powerful deity that controls the sticky notes from the sticky note fortress in the middle of the sticky note Forest

ERIC THE SHEEP’s greatest enemy

Ally/Enemy of the dark sticky note god

The sticky note god unleashed a swarm of sticky notes

by L124 February 14, 2023

God David dazzle

David is a god. Everyone worships David because he is David. There is a David religion called Davidism, everyone has a roll in Davidism. There is a David currency, David blesses those with this special currency if they are loyal. All must worship David and God Eve, God eve is a whole other subject.

All worship God David Dazzle

by Truthsayerofdavidism November 26, 2021

God's Ice Cream

The white vaginal mucus that is present while a girl is ovulating.

Nathalie: Holy shit! Did you just come inside me?
Brian: No bitch, thats just God's ice cream.

by chain grater November 10, 2009

Prayer to the Rave Gods

A blasphemous prayer said by Raver/Club/Kandi Kids as part of a serotonin shot. It is as follows:

I want you to pray;
pray to the Roll Gods!
I want you to pray to James St. James,
I want you to pray to Tiesto,
And I want you to pray to Micheal Alig,
Are you ready?
- - -
You're Free...

Club Kid: Did you enjoy that serotonin shot?

GoGo Dancer: Yeah, especially the Prayer to the Rave Gods!

by Đ☮PΞ ☆ November 20, 2009

Lohl my god

Something that is shocking but funny. When someone makes a fool of themselves, and whilst it is embarrassing for themselves, it is amusing to others when they hear the story.

Dave: 'John was so drunk he passed out and crapped his pants.

Peter: '(Lohl my god) really? How embarrassing.'

by Geezerbandit December 31, 2011