donde farts

the farts that are spooned out of a gay man's loose butthole

Colby is tired from being up all night eating Donde farts.

by Briandeez September 2, 2009

Fart Amnesia

When someone farts in your face and the stench is so terrible that you get amnesia.

Laurens fart smelled so bad when she farted in Kristens face, that kristen got fart amnesia

by rutgers69123 February 22, 2011

Trumpet a Fart

The act of wafting a fart at your friend from across the room.

"Steve!" says Sally, "What would you think if I "trumpeted a fart" to you?"

by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

fart a crowbar

An expression used to display emotions of suprise or anger in the face of an unexpected event.

Often occuring together with Shit a brick

"Shit a brick, fart a crowbar! i musta seen that car a thousand times!"

by Kiplodogda June 3, 2006

Fart attack

Whe a person takes a huge shit then has a hear attack fron the fart.

Damn boy.! He had a fart attack

by Ebonybitch300 January 14, 2010

goat fart

the act of secreting feces, esspecially green feces, in ones pants, under the mistaken assumption that one is merely passing gas.

jakub started acting weird and went home really fast. later, i found out he laid a goat fart.

by jprandolf July 9, 2005

Farting Around

A term that baby sitters use to describe what the kids are currently doing.

"I'm tired of those kids farting around, I hope they like booger sandwiches."

by Teevo March 25, 2008