mustache cream

When a girl sits on a man's face during oral sex and she creams.

Guy 1 - Man I was down on her so long and she came so hard.

Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.

Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
oral cunnilingus face sex mustache cream

by FoxyG October 28, 2013

Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cone

The sad and unfortunate condition of having small and uninteristingly pointy breasts. It plagues the lesser know regions of Pennsylvania.

Guy 1: Ew did you see that cashier at Shop n' Save?

Guy 2: You mean the one with the Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cones?

Guy 1: Thats her, that disgusting wench.

by DLRefugees November 4, 2012

cream of the crotch

it means good you dirty minded frick

your playlist is cream of the crotch

by heystoptakingmyname November 14, 2021

cream

its stuff that has a creamy consistency

wow this cream is creamy

by biblicalwhapping January 22, 2023

ICE CREAM

Defition to "I NEED SOMETHING TO CHEER ME UP BUT EVEN THIS WONT HELP"
when you saying ice cream you saying that you are desperate and need light in your life.

"I want to meet my idol so badly, GIVE ME ICE CREAM"

by katnicsmango July 14, 2018

Bruise Cream

A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.

This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.

"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"

by Greaser pirate November 26, 2022

double digit cream scoop

when A guy starts cumming, And pulls out and cums his load all over your pussy lips and starts rubbing it in your clit and fingering You with it, mixing his juices with yours and then He makes you lick it off of his fingers scoop by scoop until He cleans it all out of you and you're ready for more

Yo homie, that girl a freak

Did she let you double digit cream scoop though?

Yeah bruh, she straight freak nasty

by Dan daman February 14, 2018