“Yeah bro I just got off of school and so many nerds kept saying May The Fourth Be With You, like bruh your the seventh person that has told me that today”
by Highhawawa420 May 16, 2021

“Hey babe it’s May 5th which is national show ur bf ur juicy ass day, can u show me urs?”
“Of course babe anything for my bf”
“Of course babe anything for my bf”
by Waiting For player... May 5, 2022

by Man with the plan and sandwich June 27, 2024

by Babii_itsmeh.! January 28, 2022

May 23 is the appreciate Keith day. On this day we give all of our love to this one specific Keith called keith.i.guess_
You should buy him everything he wants on this day, and praise him all day. WE LOVE OUR RIDDLER STRIDER BATEMAN! <3
You should buy him everything he wants on this day, and praise him all day. WE LOVE OUR RIDDLER STRIDER BATEMAN! <3
Hey did you know its the keith.i.guess day? You should praise him and give him attention today.
Yeah its May 23 Appreciate Keith day (keith.i.guess_) !
Yeah its May 23 Appreciate Keith day (keith.i.guess_) !
by viioal May 23, 2022

"Hey do you know what day it is?"
"yeah May 3rd"
"Wow do you wanna grill some rats for lunch in my garden for lunch?"
"Yeah dude I'd love to, I'll bring some as well they'll be delicious."
"yeah May 3rd"
"Wow do you wanna grill some rats for lunch in my garden for lunch?"
"Yeah dude I'd love to, I'll bring some as well they'll be delicious."
by OXFORD. May 2, 2023

'Model-like' girl which will blow your mind with her extreme retardation and bimbotic-ness. She is short, so short you can't possibly see her right under your nose.
Her best comeback is "shut up!", which is the only comeback she knows. Other stuff she does is pretty much retarded.
Her best comeback is "shut up!", which is the only comeback she knows. Other stuff she does is pretty much retarded.
by abuDan April 26, 2012
