Tipically a word you say when you hear someone playing jazz music.
It is a meme which is spreading throughout the internet originated by a video on youtube named "Due Accordi" (Two Chords in english)
It is a meme which is spreading throughout the internet originated by a video on youtube named "Due Accordi" (Two Chords in english)
by Dan Sparkle April 26, 2018
by raygun20 July 12, 2021
A character in the book and movie "The Outsiders" that is a drunk lil hoe
Real name is Keith Matthews
Real name is Keith Matthews
Two-Bit stfu no one cares
by toomooroo February 13, 2020
In Aussie (just speaking for Brisbane) a two bit is someone who always has to put their "two cents" in ie someone who pipes up with a usually negative/irrelevant opinion just for the sake of having their say (lol!). Similar to a jump-up, but they're usually just a bit too keen/more worthwhile than a two bit :)
Shut up you little two bit, what the hell you know don't chime in with shit when they're trying to save their relationship!
by 1FB May 31, 2019
When a spectator of two people performing fellatio on a double ended dildo, or one of the involved parties themselves, grabs the middle of the dildo and slams it back and forth, forcing the participants to both to make turkey gobbling sounds.
Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.
by EssPea October 03, 2023
A cliche regarding the two mystery objects (implications can be unknown or subjective to the specific scenario at hand) accompanied by the part between the calf and the heel which are intended on being hastily and forcefully inserted into another individual's anus.
To Addy's sarcastic remark, Billy stated that he would sure give her two and an Ankle if she kept up that sassy attitude.
by EggBoii December 05, 2022
The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them
"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."
by McDonalds Pizza February 25, 2021