Carsons saggy tits

Gay or unsuall kid big saggy boobs like no other. he was 3 when he got boobs and 4 wwhen they got saggy they are wonderful to hold rip off

I like to grab me some Carsons saggy tits

by Bob titus October 21, 2011

Stonking Great Tits

A phrase to describe particularly large amazing breasts or the need to have large amazing breasts.
Coined by Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw in his review of Tomb Raider Anniversary.

Gamer 1: 'You know what would make this game great? Some Stonking Great Tits.'

Gamer 2: 'OMG I was just thinking that!'

by Evil Tree December 20, 2010

Jack Tits

An expression used instead of the word "nothing."
Similar to the common term "Jack Shit"

John: "Hey Sally, what did you do tonight?"

Sally: "Jack Tits."

John: "Boring."

by Chateaugay October 25, 2011

Tits like hoovers

When a females breasts have gone so far south its like they have been sucked on by a hoover for a extended pairod of time. The breasts are normaly repulsive and have extra large nipples.

Carl said he's wife has tits like hoovers!

by CCFD December 9, 2010

Aunt Jemima's Tits

Heavy, black, and pendulous (toward which they were driving.)

Whilst watching the Rocky Horror Picture show....

fan yells "Describe Aunt Jemima's Tits!"

narrator says "Heavy, black, and pendulous....toward which they were driving."

by voook August 25, 2010

Jockin Your Tits

When your just kidding

Its ok im just "Jockin Your tits"

by Bnewtonn November 8, 2010

So tit action

The act of coping a quick, yet passionate, feel of a female's breast in a crowded area. Usually done at parties where the offender who receives said tit action cannot be found when the girl becomes offended.

It was so packed at the rager last night that I got so tit action without any of the babes knowing it was me.

by LibrosMeatBalls March 18, 2014