Chocolate solider

When you poop and your turd sticks up out of the water.

Hey, come look at my chocolate solider !

by Lkh21 September 5, 2017

Chocolate Cake Diplomacy

The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.

The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".

by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017

Chocolate Soufflé

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they can’t hold their shart in any longer... so the flood gates are opened

I just wanted to eat my girls ass, but I ended up with a chocolate soufflé.

by LeDudeguy May 26, 2019

chocolate

Chocolate is something brown and long that you can have in any size and also any flavor you can get this at a store, market, or the prison if you drop the soap

-"oops I drop the soap"
-"hee hee"
-" YO WHAT THE HELL, SOMETHING IS UP MY ASS"
-"this chocolate I'm gargling on taste so good"

by Iamsogayandsussy February 28, 2022

chocolate

one of the basic necessities in life, made by umpaloumpas

He was dying, so they gave him chocolate.

by teenbishkokie April 15, 2021

Chocolate's Good

Chocolate's; It's All, Good; Good
Meaning; It's All Good
Really: You Know Chocolate's Good...

Guy#1: Man I'm Sorry Blondie Just Dumped You.
Guy#2: Hey, Blondie's nice, but Chocolate's Good! Maybe Brunette Is My Flavor.

by Kurt M. Petersen(Dirt) August 18, 2008

milk chocolate swag

Milk chocolate swag is the LMS 7th grad rap battle champion, birthed by white chocolate and dark chocolate being mixed by a chocolatier who happens to be Rob dyrdek

Dude what? Milk chocolate swag that’s what

by Milk chocolate swag March 15, 2019