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Simp

The real definition of the word simp before it was hijacked by the unintelligent during the great pandemic of 2020.

Simp, short for, simpleton, means that someone lacks intelligence. Much like the writers who wrote 200 pages of the same definition
Internet-based simp: John's a simp, he likes Jessica.

Anyone born below the year 2000:
No, you're a simp because that's fucking stupid.
by LocAsian August 9, 2020
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1. When a man will do anything for a girl in exchange for nothing even if he is friendzoned.

2. When a man throws his friends under the bus for a girl.

3. Carson Katz from Corinth Holder High School
Damn bro Carson Katz really being a Simp for louren even though she friendzoned him.
by @big_herm_824 March 5, 2020
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A sorry ass motherfucker who treats hoes like homies and homies like hoes.
People on campus always sayin, “Tj a simp, Jamie a simp...

SHUT THE FUCK UP! If I ever catch another mother fucker talking sweet on them I’m fucking beating their ass!”
by Simpboi25 January 22, 2020
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Basically someone who really really really likes you for no apparent reason whatsoever unless they tell you that reason. Or someone who is always flirting with you, hangs out with you often, or always is around you all the time. Especially if they are dating or crushing on you if they've known for you a while.
A: Bro, there's this girl I like. Like...a lot and I don't even know why. I always like hanging out with her, and she flirts with me a lot, man.

B: Bro, you both are such a simp for each other.

A: Hey, can I have your number? Your super cool and amazing, I'd really like to hang out sometime.

B: Are you a simp or something? Get to know me first at least!
by spongebobmeltedpopsickle May 10, 2022
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An acronym for a Suck-up Idolizing Mediocre Pussy.
Marc: “Brad is such a simp.”
Matt: “I know, he has no dignity.”
by Spunk100 May 5, 2020
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by feitvn November 11, 2020
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When a guy makes any excuse to make a girl seem correct in a situation she is not . If searched in the dictionary a picture of a man named Will should be there.
Jada cheats on a guy named Will
Will responds "These things are expected in a marriage to help us grow"

Me "Will is such a simp!!"
by botdan64 July 18, 2020
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