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tits 'n' ass

Breasts and female buttocks. This expression comes from the entertainment industry, and may well date to the vaudeville era. It means using feminine beauty, in various states of undress, to spice up or ornament a dramatic or musical show. Often used cynically to imply that the tastes of audiences are of the lowest common denominator: shallow and sexually-obsessed, failing to appreciate other aspects of a show thought "finer", such as drama, action, talent or music.
Example 1: When we staged this show, we included a number of scantily-clad female dancers, because all audiences really want nowadays is tits 'n' ass.

Example 2: You're spending HOW much on your musicians for this show? Don't you know that all people really want is tits 'n' ass?

Example 3: In the 1960's, pop music was really about talent and musical ability. Now it's all about tits 'n' ass.
by david lincoln brooks November 10, 2013
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New Found Tits

Usually occurring in the tween-teen age, girls who were flat before but now have developed tits will constantly show them off; whether it's push up bra's, revealing shirts, or social media photos, they're always out (the tits).
Taylor: Omg have you seen Rebecca?
Regina: Yes why?
Taylor: She has huge boobs I thought she was flat?
Regina: I know right, talk about New Found Tits
by tommy sweeney May 26, 2014
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Stonking Great Tits

A phrase to describe particularly large amazing breasts or the need to have large amazing breasts.
Coined by Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw in his review of Tomb Raider Anniversary.
Gamer 1: 'You know what would make this game great? Some Stonking Great Tits.'

Gamer 2: 'OMG I was just thinking that!'
by Evil Tree December 20, 2010
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Jack Tits

An expression used instead of the word "nothing."
Similar to the common term "Jack Shit"
John: "Hey Sally, what did you do tonight?"

Sally: "Jack Tits."

John: "Boring."
by Chateaugay October 25, 2011
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Big Mac Tits

The word Big Mac Tits, abbreviated as BMT is used as an insulation of an individual which has thickened breast, usually towards a male receiver. The world is also used to get someone's attention and to make them purposely chase after them in an attempt to bash the fuck out of you. There is also a dance called the Big Mac Tits dance where you chant Big Mac Tits or BMT a second after each other, you also gesture, you raise both of your hands up above your head, then down to your mouth like if you're eating something with two hands, presumably a burger, and then put both of your hands on your breasts, in the fashion of how you put your hand under your waist during the Circle Game.
"That motherfucker be having Big Mac Tits, he's Tits are vibrating when he runs down that street."

"BIG MAC TITS, BIG MAC TICS!" *Gets chased after.*

"Hey dingus, what's with the Big Mac Tits you got? Loose some weight fatass."
by Chemgota January 16, 2021
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Jockin Your Tits

When your just kidding
by Bnewtonn November 8, 2010
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Sweaty tit warrior

A sex act used by a fat man on his sexual partner. He runs at his sexual partner slapping his tits as he jumps on to the bed screaming. He then proceeds to chuck the partner up on To his body and then begins to thrust them
Jake- I’m gonna do a sweaty tit warrior tonight on my girlfriend

Connor- don’t kill her you wee fat fuck
by UnknownGuy69 May 31, 2020
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