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Booger Bush

When you are taking a shower and vigorously blow your nose between your hands, the boogers fly out of your nose at breakneck speed into your man bush. Introducing... the creation of lè booger bush.
Big Easy: Dude, do you ever have to blow your nose so bad that you shart?

Tyrantula: Even worse man. I blow my nose so hard in the shower that my boogies get caught in my Amazon forest and I can’t find them. Now I got a friggen booger bush!

Big Easy: I just bushted a nut.
by Stoney69 November 14, 2019
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Bush Temper

A next level temper tantrum. Generally followed with punching inanimate objects or throwing things. Sometimes accompanied by extreme profanity.
Holy shit! Did you see that dude's Bush Temper? I don't think they'll ever be able to remove that condenser from home boy's ass!
by NavlemNosaj January 11, 2016
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Tight little bush

A chili plant with an attractive shape, dense foliage with many flowers and perfectly straight main stem.
Oh, you see that pot over there? That’s a tight little bush.
by Chilly Man October 10, 2020
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Bush

Another word for the hair on a women’s vagina// Pubes.
Bill: wow she has a big bush down there!

John: Ew, I like my girls hairless.
by MiniPandaLover July 9, 2018
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Bush’s Brain

nickname for Karl Rove who read over 100 books a year on average.
Bush’s Brain is a stalwart on the world’s largest tv station-Fox News.
by Coop Dupe December 8, 2019
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George W. Bush

The person who came up with the idea to make bicycle frames thinner than an eggshell and make them out of brittle carbon fiber and then overprice them.
George W. Bush ruined Vintage Bikes and priced them like craZy
by Knmagor June 15, 2024
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don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
by macinlor September 7, 2016
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