pet birds

uf you are thinking of having pet birds, thick twice. or TRICE literal so noisy all the time. morning noon and night, you'll be greeted by their "AAAAAACCCCCCCCK" :D yes

friend: "should i get pet birds?"
me: "no."

by yesiwannadie December 28, 2022

free birds

a way to call someone a hell spawn the worst thing in all the multiverse a pure piece of garbage or the most vial thing in existence

your a free birds you ugly piece of free birds

by lost-kin February 6, 2023

Bird’s Nest

When a man ejaculates in a woman’s hair while she’s sleeping. When she wakes up, her hair resembles a bird’s nest.

She passed out and Ben jerked off in her hair and gave her a bird’s nest !

by Big Ole Deborah May 7, 2021

Mama Bird

When having intercourse, the man “finishes” in their partner’s mouth, and then their partner will gargle and spit it back into their mouth.

“Yo man, this girl and I got really crazy last night! She said she wanted to give me a Mama Bird!”

by Hugh_Janusss__ November 27, 2020

Fuck bird

Someone very insecure in their sexuality and also a retard.

e.g. Man 1 to Man 2:

"Hey have you seen that kid Man 3 from highschool? He's become a total fuck bird over the last few years."

by stefolt June 19, 2018

Feed the birds

to masturbate and cum

Where did he go
"He went to Feed the birds"

by apersononinternet January 19, 2025

Lady Birding

The act of jumping out of a moving car. Referenced from the opening scene of Greta Grewig's 2017 directorial debut, Lady Bird, where Christine "Lady Bird" McPherson jumps out of a moving car during an argument with her mother.

"Argument between friends in a car"
You: I can't do this anymore, I'm lady birding myself."

by ew_it's_whalers February 8, 2024