Rule 34 b.

It's the alternative of rule 34 "if something exists, there's porn of it". This rule also add "if something exists, there's a fanfiction of it"

Person a: I can't believe there's a fanfic about Ben Shapiro
Person b: it's the Internet rule 34 b.

by WorthlessSouda March 23, 2022

2 week rule

it almost never fails. within 2 weeks of a break up, your ex hits you up either apologizing, begging for you back, or just saying their final goodbye

did you hear? emma was right about the 2 week rule. josh texted her last night.

by MTisbisZ September 8, 2021

Rule 10,742

Just because you have a gf, doesn’t mean you aren’t allowed to look.

BF: *looks at another girl*
GF: “Hey!”
BF: “Rule 10,742”

by HelloImDavid July 1, 2023

Rule #237

The social rule that one cannot claim to have a question to ask and then not ask the question.

Me: hey, you have nice abs, can i ask you a question?? Wait never mind....

Kevin: you have to ask. It’s an unspoken rule of social law. Part of our social contract. No saying something and then taking it back before even saying it... rule #237

by Pidgepidge September 1, 2020

there are no rules in love and law

When you don't believe in rules you say...

There are no rules in love and law

by Wanderer456 November 20, 2019

Rule #1

Never get your meat where you get your bread

As much as I would like to date a co-worker, rule #1 always applies

by goodhood14513 February 25, 2021

Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing

1. You must read at least two articles per day during the reading phase
2. You must write 500 words per day during the writing phase, until you reach the word count/limit.
3. You must not question the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.
4. You must not question anyone stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council, unless the person is stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council to avoid following above rules during a time of writing his/hers own bachelors thesis.
5. Dinner can not be served until above rules have been obeyed.

- Adam, you still have 400 words to write before we can have dinner. You can not question this, as it is stated in the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.

by IKnowEverythingInTheWorld May 22, 2017