oh god plz no

when something is about to happen and u dont want it to happen so u say this

Sun:*Is about to explode
Me: oh god plz no

by Definer2009 March 4, 2021

god loves you

what my mom told me before sending me to him

me: "mom mom the test came back I have autism."
mom: "its okay god loves you...*loads shotgun*"

by cockmaster45 October 6, 2022

letting God choose

Slapping the screen in Kahoot because you don't know the answer.

I dunno what this one is, I'll just go with letting God choose.

by pheae June 21, 2017

Boat god Scenic

The god of boats lives in minecraft. He makes stream until he disappeared he checks on his discord. nut then he just disappeared. we made a grave for him. our lord scenic wont come back to stream.

Hello everyone
Scenic is boat god

Boat god scenic is boat god

ready for the raid?

by Germanempire25000 July 11, 2020

The black lion god

The black lion god is a popular furaffinity vore character that gives people a place to rest in his stomach.

Hey are you looking for a place to rest well the Black lion god has got you covered.

by Vore furry specialist October 25, 2018

Lit God/Goddess

Lit = Cool, Turnt
God/Goddess = Image, A person who is adored, or beauty

Or

It could mean you just a really cool ass person everyone likes / wishes to be you

-Wow she's a lit God/Goddess

- I know dude everyone likes her !

by Lit April 11, 2016

temple of the monkey god

Temple-Shoots out plasma
Dart Monkey-Throws dart
Temple-Starts shooting out very slowly and dies to a BFB
Dart Monkey-2 shots a ZOMG

I worked so hard for a temple of the monkey god and I just realised that it had no sacrifices

by YT:Numbat Channel August 7, 2018