The Texas two step

Like the Australian two step but with rattle snakes. (I can't believe I feel the need to say it but, just don't do it.)
nah, I ante gonna fight you. But I am gonna make you walk the Texas two step.
by Little England April 02, 2017
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two way saw

when a person is giving oral and receiving anal or vaginal sex at the same time.
hey man me and this dude were giving this girl the ol' two way saw
by Vanessa licea May 21, 2017
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Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.
Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse
by Dwevle May 10, 2019
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Two finger hula

She was so turned on to seeing prince, she did the two finger hula!
by madddddkkattzz March 09, 2010
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Do The Two

Johnny:Yo! I’m going to go Do The Two, BRB!
Ren: Ew! No need to be so graphic!
by theboatofra December 08, 2020
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Janitorial Two-Step

The act of stepping over/around vacuum cleaner cords while vacuuming, sometimes in an erratic manner, depending on the lay of the cords.
The vacuum cleaner cords got so tangled and twisted under my feet I had to do the Janitorial Two-Step to not trip over them.
by denshanosenshi September 08, 2019
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the two percent

the percent of the U.S. population that is jewish
Abe belongs to the two percent, so does Sol.
by 7298 September 11, 2020
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