Dirty-Handed Judy

The act of chopping garden fresh vegetables, inserting them into your butthole then letting them marinate. After 2-4 hours take 2 laxatives to help pass the now softened vegetables. Shit the content in a soup bowl and enjoy a home grown veggie stew.
And for an extra kick add some Spicy Dan-o's

"What's on the menu tonight?"
"After the dinner rush all we have left is the Dirty-Handed Judy"

by Caseyd September 29, 2023

Caught white handed

when ur bussin a phat one and ur dead grandma walks in and slaps your peen so she gets cum on her hand

Jimmy: *nutting furiously*
Dead Grandma: What the fook Jimmy that’s desgustang *slaps dick*
Jimmy: Damn grandma you caught me white handed

Caught white handed - when ur bussin a phat one and ur dead grandma walks in and slaps your peen so she gets cum on her hand

by pakiboi3000 November 11, 2019

get bigger hands

when someone has an issue you can't be bothered to hear. and so you need to shut them up

person 1: my dog died today
person 2: get bigger hands

by the og unga bunga December 10, 2022

Dutty Apple Hands

The pile of apples underneath a tree that are beyond rotten, get a garden fork, put it in your sleeve so it looks like your hand and then fork a dutty apple onto each spike!

Look at that Dutty Apple Hands over there I wish I had a fork full as Dutty as his!

by KSGBG October 3, 2021

Fecal Hand Shake

The act of greeting a person with a hand shake after wiping your anus and not washing your hands. This is a common occurrence in the workplace.

Jaybird, I just saw Old man Chinnuz walking out of the shitter without washing his hads to give you a fecal hand shake

by bobachop June 19, 2011

maggot infested hand

A hand infested with a maggot.

that hand is infested with a maggot!
AAAAAAAAAAH MAGGOT INFESTED HAND!!!!!

by Yarnu da grut March 30, 2018

shaking hands with God

Masturbating, particularly with noted success

"My mind always feels much clearer after shaking hands with God," mused Jillian.

by shaking hands with god December 29, 2021