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Tech Bum

1) A homeless man who rides from town to town on freight trains and fixes computers.

2) Digitally enhanced anatomy, which spends its time trolling the internet and spewing its filth upon unsuspecting websites.
1) I lost everything when my hard drive crashed, but a tech bum showed up in town this week and now I have all my data back!

2) I was proud of the message board I had designed, but within the first five minutes tech bums had covered it with .gifs of dancing offal.
by SoloThinkTank April 15, 2011
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Bum bun

Did you see that dog drop a bum bun on my lawn?
by Hoddess5024 August 31, 2022
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Bum fun

Its something boys like you do to each other because your such a sicko homo and because in truth a girl wouldn't touch you anyway
Its not bum fun unless over 7 inches up
by Anal fairy September 3, 2018
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bum boo

A term usually used for describing ones back passage activity (FARTING)
GIRL 1 "oi whats that smell?
GIRL 2 " i just did a bum boo"
GIRL 1 " what you just farted"
GIRL 2 " yea and it fucking smells"
by bumboo23 May 17, 2010
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Bum

"Bum":

A colloquial term used to depict an individual who consistently demonstrates a lack of skill or proficiency in various areas. This term often denotes someone who falls short in their abilities, whether in specific tasks, sports, or general competencies. It characterizes a person as unskilled, inexperienced, or unreliable in performing certain activities or tasks, conveying a sense of inadequacy or inefficiency in their pursuits.
"Joe is a bum, particularly a stinky one; I can smell him from across the classroom."
by D1 Glazer December 3, 2023
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Crappin Bum

When a Cadbury's chocolate eclair toffee has been left in the car, and the inside has melted.

Thus, when you bite into the sweet, the chocolate is soft and can be squeezed out, just like a 'crapping bum'.
'Wow, Vic, i've just had the NICEST crappin' bum" Said Kate.
by Vic and Kate Stanley August 29, 2005
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Bummed

A few pints down
"anyone about?"
"yeah yeah, I'm already bummed with the boys"
by Inebriati July 11, 2021
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