horn billed tuba bird

One of a species of invisible birds with bills the shape of a tuba horn and who's call sounds and smells exactly like, and is indistinguishable from, a human fart. Additionally the tuba bird's farts sound like a human burp.

Damn girl did you just fart?

No bae, it's was a horn billed tuba bird. Must of flown in when you came home from work.

by zugzuger February 13, 2026

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The Baby Bird

The act of giving, and swallowing the cum after giving a blowjob and showing the person who cam that you did in fact swallow their cum, then after when you go in for a kiss, you lowkey regurgitate that shit back into his mouth.

"i lowkey gave the baby bird to Brad yesterday, he was NOT happy girl"

by WickedHx February 23, 2026

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The Two-Bird Trap

A sexual maneuver where Partner A straddles Partner B in riding the cock while simultaneously using a dildo to penetrate Partner B from behind. It’s called that because both parties are getting stuffed at the same time.

I sat back into the Reverse Cowgirl position, the angle giving me total control. I sank down onto the shaft, feeling the fullness in my center as I began to grind and ride. While I moved forward, I guided a dildo backward, plunging it deep into the versatile partner. They were a pansexual lover who thrived on being used, their eagerness evident as they took the double stuffing. We were locked together in the Two-Bird Trap, both of us stuffed and connected, overwhelmed by the sensation of being filled from both ends.

by Mr. Snugglepumpkin Johnson March 7, 2026

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Word on Bird

A phrase said when some says "say word." Used in Australian schools by teenagers who aren't trying to be american like the rest of the world and not too aussie (as they don't wanna say 'oath' or something).
Since 'word' can also mean swear, bird is often used, as the rhyme produces a good ring and allows for versatile use for those who don't want to endanger their mum's life.

Esh: Ay nah. Say word.
Cuz: Word on Bird

Cuz: Yo guess what. I got some echay jorts.
Esh: Say woooord c*nt
Cuz: Word on BIRD lad

Cuz: I broke outta school
Esh: Say MUM'S cuhh!
Cuz: ay nah WORD on BIRD

by Sidd The Squid February 15, 2025

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