Mind your milks and curds

Midwest slang for “mind your p’s and q’s” dating back to the 1300s in England and Finland dairy farms.

Hey you better mind your milks and curds dontcha know!

Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?

by Tikal427 May 16, 2023

Milk Stand

When you and some friends cum in a girl, she does a handstand, you shake her up and then equip straws and drink the milkshake in her pussy.

Ben: Hey bro, me and my girlfriend are gonna make a milk stand later. wanna come?
Tom: hell yeah dude.

by Smokegrasseataass August 8, 2022

milk me

this phrase can be used in many different ways
gassing/hyping someone up
encouraging statement

“my outfit is so good today, bro milk me”
“OoooOooO milk me” (in reference to gossip, like “tell me more”)
“don’t be milking me now, tell me the truth”

by Crankpin Orlea February 24, 2025

Bailey's Milked Coffee

A Bailey's Milked Coffee if the act of jizzing in someone's coffee. The salty twist really brings out the flavour of the coffee and is perfect for those who don't drink alcohol.

No no, I'm not drinking I'll go for a Bailey's milked coffee please.

by Strawless donkey December 2, 2021

sticky milk counter

When you cum on a girls breasts

John: how did you date go?

Ryan: when pretty good. Gave her a sticky milk counter

by JackRyder January 24, 2023

Father’s Milk

Ranch dressing

These chicken tenders would taste a lot better if they were slathered in Father’s milk

by ItsEmbarrassing May 28, 2018

Milk’s at the Pool

Characterized by perfect weather. Time typically spent relaxing outdoors or by water.

As a phrase, "milk’s at the pool" refers to atmospheric conditions as well as a state of mind.

“It’s nice to have time away from the office. Thanks for taking me to the lake.”
“Ya, man. Milk’s at the pool.”

by ed.wrld April 22, 2021