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him: you know what the definition of simp is?
her: ?
him: whatever the fuck I want it to be
by HonkD May 31, 2020
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A short fat white boy who can’t stand his own ground, and will do anything to get a girlfriend. He always wants pussy no matter how good or bad it is.
That little pussy is a simp.

I know man, that lee woods kid will do anything for some low quality ass.
by Bigguywhoeatsass May 31, 2020
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Squirrels. In. My. Pants. Referring to the iconic Phineas and Ferb song that cameo-d on their show.
My dude. I love SIMP so much.
by Simp2999999 June 2, 2020
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by steepgod June 3, 2020
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A simp is someone who will leave their friends just to hangout with a girl that he doesn't even know or has a chance of getting. Usually you can spot simps at jewelry stores and in Pokimane twitch chat becoming a tier 3 sub.
Bro you a simp for becoming a tier 3 sub.
by fresh onion June 3, 2020
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Simon du e namm simp
by sykebil June 3, 2020
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A guy that likes to treat women fairly and respectfully. Some people might say this type of person is only nice to women because he wants sexual gratification but that is untrue. Simps actually care about women and usually end up scoring more often than guys who only care about showing women an unfair and backwards dominant ideal.
“Jack treats me right and he doesn’t do things that I’m not ready for in our relationship quite yet, he’s a simp,” Martha told her bimbo friends who laughed harshly at her behind her back.
by Johnny Fitz June 3, 2020
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