national kick a samy day

Every November 5th you get to kick anybody named Samy!

Samy: oh no! today is november 5th!! its national kick a samy day!

by iim.toxicc October 27, 2019

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national Bad Breath day

February 15th, The one day out of the year you can call out someone on their consistent bad breath and or sport some mean breath of your own.

There's a run on tuna and durians, must be National Bad Breath Day.

by BPB562 June 4, 2011

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October 15 is the day were you honor you best friend and give them gift call them do something to show them you love them and if they don’t inter act back they are not you really best friend so hope you have a good October 15

I am going to get keisha a bag of candy for national best friends day I hope she interacts back

by Unicorn.eat.glue October 10, 2019

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NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY

Boys and girls get ready for NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, on September 14, no cock if safe from the wrath of the slappers. Slap as much cock as you can for we must reach new heights in our lives. The safe word to block the Cock Slap is "Chi" and you must have your hands over your cock to provide extra protection while saying the word.

John was not aware it was NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, so when he arrived to school, his pecker was slapped to the void.

by SENIOR BROWN PEEPEE September 11, 2019

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