National Punch Short People Day

The holiest of holidays in which those of tall or large stature get a free pass (and are encouraged) to punch any short or petite person they come into contact with.

"Yo man I'm gonna go punch some short people because it's National Punch Short People Day!"

by Ohhhelllnoooooo October 16, 2020

National New Friends Day

national holiday celebrating making new friends

me: hey, it's october 19th!
person: what's that?
me: national new friends day!

by nathannnnn829 October 18, 2020

National give a guy your left sock day

It is on December 3rd it’s when you give a guy your left sock that you are wearing

On National give a guy your left sock day you you give a guy your left sock

by Smoothking October 20, 2020

National Punch Medium People Day

Similar to National Kick Tall People Day and National Throw Short People Day, October 30th is a day where both tall and short people team up and punch people who are 5'9".

(Note: no punching anywhere under the belt since that will be foul play)

Oh boy! I can't wait for National Punch Medium People Day!

by Cats_4_LifeX October 21, 2020

national murder your small friends day

October 22nd is national murder your small friends day. This applies to any of your friends that are smaller than you.

Tall friend: Hey it’s october 22nd!
Small friends: So?
Tall friend: Its national murder your small friends day!
Small friends: no💔

by thisisnotniamh October 21, 2020

National act like Broly day

National act like Broly day on October 22 is where you are to act like Dragon ball Z broly or dragon ball super broly for a whole day, meaning destroy planets, hate Paragus broly's father, find, prince vegeta, Princess trunks meaning future trunks, kakarot and he's look likes in other words beat them up while yelling kakarot or puny god time them while laughing like broly. Meaning kakarot, bardock, goku black, ssj4 goku, super saiyan blue goku, super saiyan god goku, ultra instinct goku, prince vegeta, Princess trunks, and super saiyan rosè.

(Note: you must act like dragon ball super broly or dragon ball super broly for a whole day, destroy planets, hate Paragus broly's father, and Find a prince vegeta, Princess trunks Meaning future trunks, bardock, Kakarot, ssj4 goku, super saiyan blue goku, super saiyan god goku, ultra instinct goku, goku black, super saiyan rosè beat them up while yelling Kakarot or puny god time them while laughing like broly.) National act like Broly day

by Yolanda kikou Queen of Brolys October 21, 2020

National Confess Your Feelings Day

November 17 is National Confess Your Feelings Day.

You have to confess your feelings no matter how embarrassing it is. And it HAS to be in person. No confessing over text or facetime. In person.

"Hey its National Confess Your Feelings Day , I like you."

Or

"Hey, wanna go out"

Or

"Hey, I like you"

by Kkmjpkjbts November 14, 2020