J-Brauning

A verb meaning to put random, meaningless items in a persons shopping bag e.g. ink cartridges, staples, glasses, gloves, etc. It usually happens by a cashier to a customer. The victim is ALWAYS unaware of their "gifts".... until they go home and discover the prank.

Person 1: "How was your work today?" Boring as usual?"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"

by Bill Butterfield November 11, 2020

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the j

the j 😭😭😭 spunglebob the j 💔💔

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by definitely not georgie oh no November 3, 2021

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J. Cole

THE GOAT

J. Cole is the goat!

by 370HS$V July 14, 2022

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Atticus J

Atticus J is a pookie dookie big duck doodle daddy. No one can steal him. He's the definition of hottie mctottie. daddy so hot even the jetski gets wet thinking about him. like hooooooly fuck. he fucks his bike and his pillow daily, and pouring kirks all over himself is a random monday's ritual. He's so ughhhhhhh and his eyes are so ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh and UGHHHHHHHHHHHH AND LETS NOT FORGET HE IS JACKED AF BRO. GIRLS SEE HIM AND THEY GO YES DADDY 😩😩😩

- "Atticus J is clapped" SAID LITERALLY NO ONE EVER

- "have u seen atticus humping his pillow? i wish that was me..."
- "ATTICUS COME F ME DADDYYYYYYYYY" - ppp

by PPPrincess December 23, 2025

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johnny j

An absolute stud, fattest cock around and is loved by everyone he meets. good friends with almost everyone and can always make you smile.

still a DILF though

i bet hes a johnny j

by kindersuprise October 29, 2020

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