2nd hand vegetarian

When you get your vegetables from eating meat from an animal (deer, cow, pig, etc) that eats vegetables.

Cow eats grass. I eat cow.

I am a 2nd hand vegetarian.

by JakeR23 March 24, 2021

Second Hand Horniness

When you get horny from hearing of someone else's sexual interactions

I got Second Hand Horniness when hearing about Jacob's girlfriend

by Corina Corina March 24, 2021

Shanghai hand-shake

(SHANG-HI HAN-SHAKE)

1. How they say hello in Shanghai. (Depending on the area)

2. Most often a simple dry handy, traditionally preformed in a public area.

I haven't heard back from any of the places I applied to. Pretty soon I'll have to start giving Shanghai hand-shakes behind the pawn shop to pay the bills.

by Mr. Facnyman extravagant tits November 4, 2012

Chicken in your hand

The act of masturbating.

(Manager calls employee early in the morning) "You want to come in to work on this project today?" (Voice on the other end of the line sounds low and sexy) "You sound like you have your chicken in your hand!"
Me (across room): "Ah, ha, ha, ha ha!!"

by MassBoss July 30, 2013

Turkish Hand Towel

When you bring a man to climax by rubbing another man's testicles on his penis.

Chris gave Alex a ride home in exchange for a Turkish Hand Towel.

by Chesterfield December 2, 2022

Purple Hand Gang

From the horrid Henry TV show the best kids tv show in britan rude Ralph horrid henry sour Susan and more of the charecter are in this suspected gang

In the tv show one of the lines is

“Oi henry perfect peter is trying to cancel the purple hand gang!!”

by Ibrahim minaj December 10, 2022

get bigger hands

when someone has an issue you can't be bothered to hear. and so you need to shut them up

person 1: my dog died today
person 2: get bigger hands

by the og unga bunga December 10, 2022