Dead bitches

They are dead

Hey look u you apart of dead bitches , oh shi-

by Bigbadussy2000 October 20, 2021

Dead bed energy

Refers to someone who clearly doesn't know how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "frisky bed energy".

Erica: "So Brad thinks that women are only good for sex, cooking, and cleaning."

Janet: "Eww. Dump him. That is some dead bed energy."

by TulipKitten November 1, 2021

days dead

days dead means like the day hasn’t been fun at all.

person1: omg days dead
person2: i know right like nothing interesting happened!

by sicilianpaprika September 23, 2021

National smoke dead oppz day

Smoke ya dead oppz

It’s national smoke dead oppz day

National dead oppz day is the best holiday

by Kay move tact September 26, 2021

Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.

Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”

by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021

Dead Man Bounce

When someone of significant importance fakes their own death and goes into protective custody so they can provide the evidence needed to take down “International Crime Rings.”

“JFKJr’s mission is an epic case of “ Dead Man Bounce.”

by Edge of Seventeen July 16, 2021

Dead-book

A person in the dead-book is dead. Some people have others "put in the dead-book".

"That cony got put in the dead-book when he messed with some bad bloods and got shot in the face."

by Zed Numar July 27, 2021