cracked fucker

someone who has overdosed drugs and is actin a fool with they drunk ass

damn the hoe is one cracked fucker

by spriteuwulian November 22, 2021

Sir Long Crack

A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.

Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.

by Big Juice Boy November 23, 2021

String ass crack

Boys black booty hole

I was mad the other day so I was like fuck it I’m fixed to try some string ass crack to make my husband jealous.

by Booty taker May 23, 2023

get cracked

Cracked
/krakt/ adj

Internet/gaming term for being insanely good at something

www. getcracked .gg

He's so good at the game, he doesn't miss! He always wins!

I'm trying to get cracked like that kid

by www.getcracked.gg May 30, 2023

Cracking the whip

The reaction, typically by a white “ally” of people of color, to a minority or person of color who chooses to vote outside of the political alignment they are expected to be loyal to as a member of their race.

Tyrone told some of his white friends that he was voting Republican instead of Democrat. They shared all kinds of racist memes about him, called him racial slurs, absolutely awful stuff. They could not help but cracking the whip on him for what they called “voting wrong.”

by anonymous June 1, 2023

Devil's Ass Crack

Any tight spot between two large objects where in important things can get stuck or lost ie: between the kitchen stove and the refrigerator.

John: Becky have you seen the oven mitt?

Becky: the last I saw John, it was on top of the refrigerator.

John: Crap Becky! It's fallen and now it's stuck in the Devil's Ass Crack.

by The Great White Monkey June 12, 2023

Crack Piper

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023