bird

n. A synonym for the male genatalia, typically coined by Bubbles in Trailer Park Boys

One time I was making a model and I glued the wing of a B17 bomber to my bird by accident

by cheeseburgerwalrus December 6, 2017

Kicked a Bird

To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.

If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.

Rogelio: Did you just shit your self?!?

Ethin: No, i just kicked a bird.

by Kid_HashBrown September 27, 2018

Magestic Sea Bird

A nickname for your most sane, but slightly insane, friend. They are grounded and hard working, but are also there to have a good time. They are open to talk at anytime, day or night, and are excellent conversationalists. They can be very matter of fact, and will be honest with you always. They are a “4 lifer”, and are always there when you need them. They are great for movie nights, mall meetups, and annoying with your obsession with Tom Holland. They are forever an icon, and are going places in life. They are also always extremely horny.

“Hey my MAGESTIC SEA BIRD, did you see Tom Holland in that new movie trailer?”
“Yeah, he makes me so horny.”
“NO, he is MY MAN.”

by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021

Bazey bird

Attractive female.

Male 1: Hey yo, did you see that bazey bird over there?!

Male 2: Yeah bro, she's definitely a 9!

by Deltafour February 3, 2012

bird kiss

Bird kissing is when you give your partner gentle, small kisses on the cheeks.

Hey bro, I was with that beautiful girl last night and she gave me a bunch of bird kisses. Cutest thing ever!

by HansGetMeMyRifle June 27, 2022

Big Bird

A Maine Flamingo. A viral sticker that swept America.

Your a Flamingo, I am a Man.

-Shortened version your a big bird.

by Popz Tha Khan December 10, 2022

Momma Bird

When you cum in a woman's mouth and she feeds it back to you like a Mother bird to her chicks.

Yo, that girl gave me the Momma Bird last night! I never thought I'd like it!

by Sanjit Krishnamurthy March 17, 2025