Garden Fuck

A sexual act in which one partner buys a plant with soil from a supermarket and stuffs the soil in the other persons anal cavity leaving the flower/leaves of the plant sticking out. When the male orgasms he nuts on the woman's anus so the sperm leaks in and fertilizes the soil which lets the plant grow.

"yo i heard you garden fucked that girl last night"
"yeah but the soil was dry so i had to push out a little more than usual to keep the soil rich"

by OvalToes January 5, 2020

fucking david

A particular feeling of exasperation felt after either listening to the fuckery that is David speaking or after being in the presence of David for an extended period of time.

Person 1: David won't stop sending me video's of people dying from 4chan.
Person 2: Fucking David...

by NiggaTurnt May 8, 2017

Skin Fucked

When you try to hack into another gamer's Fortnite account to steal their skins and they end up taking yours.

My friend skin fucked BigBagJayy when he tried to hack into his Fortnite account to steal his vbucks and skins. BigBagJayy is the worst hacker in history and as a result, no longer has any skins.

by TreeChopper011 July 25, 2018

Fuck Welts

Multiple bruises and raised red marks emanating from the vaginal vacinity as a result of slappy coitus.

I didn't think the dick-slapping would cause such well-defined fuck welts.

by Schmedley Finkelstein November 28, 2010

fuck cow

A female that is being used sexually in a relationship that has no commitment from their partner.

What am I? Just a fuck cow to you?!

by DDDMagic April 16, 2017

Fuck snuggling

When you trying to fuck but there is someone else there so you just sexually snuggle.

It's when a lion and a bunny trynna fuck but instead they continue fuck snuggling.

by Doggylover090 May 29, 2016

Fuck Fees

Any monetary, health, or emotional distress resulting from having sex with someone.

He was stuck paying a high alimony and/or child support. He's really paying the Fuck Fees.

by Oberon247 May 17, 2008