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Poos

A spiritual view of a cat in South Asia. Used as welcome gift or item in Indian culture and reflects glory, happiness and wonder.
What a glorious poos you have brought!
by hilarioushippo09 December 8, 2021
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peek a poo

a pinkfong song that made me wanna die in very horrible ways, it talk about how animals shit and stuff
person 1: hey bro have u listened to peek a poo
person 2: nah that shit weird asf
by silverthehottest.net December 16, 2021
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Poo poo Head

He’s my brother but also a poo head he’s squidgy like a teddy
by Flackt2001 December 17, 2021
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Winkie Poo

The cat had did a winkie poo to Alan.
by mehew December 17, 2021
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Poo

Poo is a very interesting substance that comes out of your butt.

There are many types of poos, such as

The Original:
Basically normal poos
The Really Diarrhoea-y one:
Wet poos that come out of your ass when you have a stomachache and take fucking hours to wipe
The Machine Gun:
Pellets of poos that come out of your butt when you don’t drink water. They are a good weapon if you want to defend yourself.
The Creamy Corn:
Basically poo with corn in it.
The What the Fuck:
Basically every poo that isn’t brown.

Here’s what you might say if you encountered them in you bathroom
The Original One:
‘BORING!’
The Really Diarrhoea-y One:
‘Gross, man! What did I eat?’
The Machine Gun
‘Pew-pew!’
The Creamy Corn
‘Ew…’
The What the Fuck
WHAT THE FUCK?’
I just had a very, very big poo, Bob!
by The Really Nice Glassy December 21, 2021
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Pinky pinky poo poo

When some dude who doesn't eat pussy and instead eats out 12 dudes to "practice" eating vaginas, whilst having a 7 day gay sex ritual with multiple gay dudes who proceed to slam his butt hole. Much exchange of seminal fluids too.

Could also be used as a generic term for something that's really fucking gay.
Like riding a Suzuki 400
Hey look at that dude over there he's so gay. He probably just came from getting pinky pinky poo poo'd
by VagGobbler9000 December 21, 2021
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Taking the poo

Takin the poo in the UK is used when u are kidding
-That’s a donkey!
+no.. it’s a cow
-I know, i am just taking the poo
by Lalala1655 December 28, 2021
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