mach 1 taco

The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.

Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.

by chumbus123 March 2, 2018

lightning taco

A girl that cums really fast.

And I thought I was quick in bed then I met Lightning Taco

by Vixen395 September 20, 2016

Glossy Taco

a glossy top coat, as in one used over nail polish.

After painting your nails, apply a glossy taco to make them shine!

by Simplyboilogical April 18, 2018

Glossy Taco

A glossy top coat nail polish. Usually applied after application of base coat of polish.

"Now let's finish off this nail with a glossy taco."
"I love glossy taco, it keeps the nail from chipping and leaves a glossy finish."

by Glossy;3 April 18, 2018

glossy taco

A glossy taco is slang for a shiny or glossy top coat used to seal in nail polish.

After using the sponge to dab on the nail polish, apply a thick glossy taco cause we're gonna add nail vinyls next!

by blackholowitch April 18, 2018

toilet taco

a taco-like formation made in the toilet, which is a poo wrapped in toilet paper like a tortilla.

I pooped in my hand covered in TP. I can now make a toilet taco!

by DabbingIsSo2015 June 1, 2020

glossy taco

when you take a shit in a taco shell, then eat the taco then shitting it out then putting back in the taco then eating it, rinse and repeat.

Man 1: Im gonna go make a glossy taco brb
Man 2: Ok

by glossytacoman89 June 9, 2024