Sex Gods Day

On this day that occurs once a year on the 12th of May, all sex gods hold extreme power and can do what they please when they please. The rank of sex god is marvellous and can be achieved if you are an actual sex god.

Taya: I’m a sex god so today is my day

Me: Woohoo sex gods day

Beth: I am lucky to be a sex god

by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020

Your God a fraud

The ultimate insult that not only kills the person exposed to it, but also kills their god as well as instantly teleport everyone in that belief into oblivion. The user has immunity to this insult even if they belong in the same belief.

John: Ur mom gay
Carl: ur dad lesbian
John: ur niece obese

Carl: *power level increasing

John: ur family tree lgbt
Carl: your god a fraud
*suddenly, a whisper, a United cry, was heard around the world as millions were sucked into oblivion

Carl: no u

by nay theeu June 2, 2018

Loki the trickster god

If god didnt want us to enjoy him, he wouldn't of giving us that ass.

Growing up is where you stop being afraid of villains and start wanting to have sex with them.*cough cough* Loki the trickster god*cough*

by Moosedog March 9, 2019

A god damn cat

Negan

Negan is a god damn cat

by Neganthegoddamncat April 3, 2023

there are consequences to killing a god

How do you know, how do you knoow!

There are consequences to killing a god. How do you know, how do you know!

by dhishesj February 1, 2023

ur god THOT

When this sentence has been spoken you may assume that the vitim of ur god THOT is dead.

Jim: ur mom gay
Ron: ur dad lesbian

Jim: ur granny tranny

Ron: DON"T MAKE ME SAY IT

Jim: say what?

Ron: UR GOD THOT

*Milky way implodes*

by urmomdadgrannygaylesbiantranny March 13, 2018

What in god's name!?

Used when you're in a situation that would generally not be considered common, requiring the reason/s behind its existence. By referring the name of god means that this situation is unholy and you're asking god why has he allowed this to happen. Normally it is combined with the world "fucking" resulting in the phrase "What in god's fucking name!?" though this phrase is used by believers of god, people who are generally christian or people who are just too innocent to use swear words.

You: *Is casually walking down the hall*
Your roommate: Ugh! YEAH!
You: *Sees your roommate humping a pillow* What in god's name!?

by A nerd stick October 28, 2021