My girlfriend hasn't answered the phone in three days! Let me find out that Tank Top Tony has been sneaking around my house while I'm stuck in here.
by Sideshowrob June 29, 2024
Get the tank top tonymug. The heterosexual practice of physically placing one's penis above another man's penis in a horizontal fashion, thereby "topping" him. This is straight because it shows you are "above" his gayety.
I was at Richard and Dave's house after their honeymoon. Richard wanted me to top him, so I stood facing him and placed my penis above his. While topping him, I came a straight line along his penis, which Dave snorted off. I love having straight friends!
by Handkerchief Steel March 27, 2025
Get the Toppingmug. This is what the once-relatively-very-popular Let's Play Youtuber, "jacksepticeye" says at the start of his YouTube videos on Youtube.com (owned by Google (owned by Alphabet Inc.))
jacksepticeye: Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies! My name is jacksepticeye and today we'll be watching furry hentai
other person: ...
other person: ...
by Hunterry April 22, 2022
Get the top of the mornin' to ya, laddiesmug. by zoe boy June 10, 2008
Get the fiya topmug. Hiker One(New): Goodmorning to you sir! Jiminigumbar!
Hiker Two(Trail Vet): Top O' The Marmot to you! Enjoy this sunny day!
Hiker Two(Trail Vet): Top O' The Marmot to you! Enjoy this sunny day!
by Stormtrooper#7 September 21, 2019
Get the Top O' The Marmotmug. 