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Taking a Pitts

When one takes off on a work weekend leaving the rest of the shift to struggle to answer calls and become overworked.
Hey man I think I’m gonna be taking a Pitts this weekend
“Man go to hell
by Go’on August 7, 2019
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Means to go for the ogre hunt.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.
Kevin: What happened to Brad at the party last night?
Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!

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by Just1nSw7 August 13, 2018
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This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.
Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.
by jokesandluck September 9, 2025
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the series finale of the American animated television series Gravity Falls, which was created by Alex Hirsch.
Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back The Falls was first broadcast on February 15, 2016, on Disney XD, and was watched by 2.47 million households in the United States.
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
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Taking a Plex

Sometimes there is a perfectly good, maybe even brilliant, open source project to which some corporate bag-muncher decides to buy the rights and slowly, over the years, convert it into a fucking "earnings channel" by first requiring a cloud account to sign on, then progressively sliding a giant cucumber into your anus until ultimately, they start extorting you for money.
Oh, no, is someone taking a Plex on Audacity?
by The Means of Production May 16, 2025
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Take a cab

Did u take a cab to get here?
by HannR January 21, 2023
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