Flicking milk

Doing excessive amounts of black tar heroine

“Jeffery blacked out last night, he was flicking milk too much!”

by DoctorMorbius,Michaelthethird June 2, 2022

On the milk

When one of your crew hasn’t turned up for weeks and it becomes clear they won’t be back. Usually because of work or a relationship or some other bullshit.

Yo is Steve out or is he on the milk?

by RHK Bodega November 15, 2020

Milk

The white liquid that escapes a cows udder and is then bottled for our children’s enjoyment. Some people prefer the the chocolate or strawberry variety, and some Trollops decide they don’t actually like it. Can be pronounced as melk if milk feels uncomfortable. This is socially acceptable.

Tommy stop drinking that milk/melk or you will crap your pants later!

by Kkgingin October 18, 2022

Milk Pink

Sucking on pink highlighters to get high.

The cool kids all milk pink.

by Lady Doodle December 7, 2018

Emotional Milk

Something that is offered to those who need to harden the fuck up emotionally.

Oh look Jane's crying again, that bitch needs some emotional milk.

by renniehugh November 3, 2015

milk

what your dad said he was getting before he left you

yeah my dad went to get some milk

by ur daddys girl February 24, 2022

Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day

Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day celebrates Elsworth W. Bunce’s cow, Elm Farm Ollie, the first cow to be flown and milked in an airplane. On February 18, 1930, a Guernsey cow named Nellie Jay, sometimes known as Elm Farm Ollie, was flown from Bismarck, Missouri, on a Ford Trimotor plane to the International Aviation Exhibition in St. Louis as part of a scientific effort to study whether heights affect cows’ ability to produce milk. Ollie was known as a high milk-producing cow and was chosen entirely because of her calm nature.

Proceeding the milking process on the 72-mile flight over Missouri, milk cartons (made of paper) on parachutes were let down to spectators to create publicity. Also, the trip was meant to show the ability of the new Ford Trimotor aircraft that had only just begun shipping after its production began in 1925. According to historians, the purpose of the trip was to prove to farmers that farm animals can be flown from one place to another and be milked en route.

"hey wanna know what day it is? its "Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day". the day when some people milked a cow in mid air for some reason and dropped the milk onto random people on the ground. how is this celebrated every year? no fucking clue."

by kofikat February 18, 2024