michael

michael loves to go through his camera roll and show you every picture and explain it in full. this can take hours.
if a michael is seen on his phone in his camera roll, he should be avoided at all costs.

bro pulling a michael

i had fun on my date, until he whiped out his phone and pulled a michael.

by shortandround August 2, 2023

Sean-Michael

A Smart, Handsome, and Hung man who knows how to make you scream.

Girl1: Omg Do you remember who we fucked last night?

Girl2: Yea he was Sean-Michael, remember?

by At-47000<3 November 23, 2021

Michael Beekman

🤓

Jon: Michael Beekman is such a “🤓”
Michael: You just got clapped 🤓🤓

by xXDevilishAngel666Xx July 7, 2022

Michael

A fat ugly

Michael is ugly and fat

by Jduxu bsbdufbch November 22, 2021

michael chou

Like, who tf is he

Hey, who's Michael Chou?
I have no idea bro.

by Something Something + Pi May 19, 2019

Michael

Person that works at the circus.

Megan - “omg look is Michael”
Cheila - “ Oh yes, he works at the circus as a clown”

by ChanelSolo April 4, 2022

michael jackson

"i got black i got white whatchu want"

michael jackson is gay

by rosharusasar July 19, 2021