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Crack Pat

Crack Pat is a very weird guy who loves hanging with people and giving strange but cursed items

People do go missing, right after meeting with him
Crack Pat- hey kid, I have so thing to sell

The kid- what is it

Crack Pat- A game disk

The Kid - O cool thx

1 day later- A child is missing
by FireSlayer177 November 15, 2022
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Crack-ti-vated

Someone who can’t do anything unless they have smoked crack
Stee-devon Went to pick Denayshay up to take her to Costco and she was still in bed when he got there. So Stee-devon whipped out a crack pipe and gave it to Denayshay and straight after she smoked it she shot out of bed and was ready in 2.4 minutes. It’s like the crack had motivated her and she had become Crack-ti-vated
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Sour crack kid

When you place sour patch kids into your parters ass cheeks, (hence the “crack” portion of the name) and proceed to have them attempt to launch them into your mouth. If you wish, it can be played like a game. Whomever catches the most candies wins, with the loser having to eat the others ass.
“We were havin such a great time eating each others ass, until the sour crack kid to too competitive.”
by Juicekaboos February 2, 2019
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Tuck Between the Crack

Slang term for when someone with male genitalia tucks their appendage between their legs to make it less obvious.
Before she finished her drag look, she made sure to tuck between the crack.
by Mazal_Tov_Jess April 17, 2021
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board up the crack house

The crackhouse. Board that $%&# up. A term to denote a surprise exclamation of just how utterly ridiculous something is.
Person 1: They locked up Jamal!
Person 2: Board up the crack house.
by Manehattan Trading January 6, 2024
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Cracking

A different form of soaking, Where one gapes their asshole but their partner doesn’t stick the dick in and just hovers. The temptation gets them off alone…
Yoooooo Jasmine “Jeremy sent me cracking last night, we sat there for 45 minutes!”
by Crack•ing March 6, 2022
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