Michael

a stinky protein power dreads skinny fat black monkey that makes excuses for missing practice

Michael loves brextens tip

by Sannegro445 May 5, 2025

Michael Jackson

when you legit js rape a fucking child

Man: I found this nice little boy. I'm gonna Michael Jackson him

by Elemgey September 4, 2025

Michael

Michael has "You're welcome syndrome", he always expects a thank you when doing the smallest of tasks. He also has anger issues as he can't take impostors as a game. Kid gets angry at fortnite and starts arguments, don't understand that he's the real problem, still thinks shayla loves him.

Harry: *sits in silence, playing a game and gets shot at*
Michael: *notices and shoots the enemy*
Harry: *gets the enemy low*
Michael: *steals the kill* YOURE WELCOME HARRY

by Cray Cray Zoey November 9, 2021

Michael

Michael is one of the most charismatic people you will ever meet. He will always be there for you no matter what, and will always listen to what you have to say. At first he may come off blunt when you first meet him, but once you get to know him you will shortly find out that he has a huge heart and really cares. He can be stubborn and LOVES to be right, but you will love him no matter what. He has the most beautiful eyes and fluffy hair. His personality is one of a kind and you wont ever find someone like him, its hard not to fall for a Michael, and once you do, its near to impossible to get over him. You can go on for hours talking to him and wont get bored. He has a deep and calming voice that will never fail to give you butterfly's. He has the amazing most contagious smile, even though he doesn't agree and has low self esteem he is really one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet, any time you feel like crying or you feel sad he will cheer you up and put a smile on your face. If you have a Michael in your life, just know that you are a lucky person, and never loose him.

Girl 1: Michael is one of the best people I've ever met, I cant get my mind off him.

by mialovesmike<3 June 27, 2022

michael shaw

Michael Shaw thinks he’s slick cause he’s got a small dick. He also looks like Megan’s toe

Michael Shaw also got a haircut and he won’t show me

by Pizzacomacurry January 24, 2019

Michael

A person who can't afford anything and can only buy knock-offs

Michael: I can't afford Rise Of Kingdoms so I got Fall of Republic
Insert: Broke ahh

by STFUMONKY November 24, 2023

Michael

He’s so cool and loves to play fortnite and is cracked at basketball and def pulls all the girls

Michael is so cracked at basketball he can 1v all the girls in his grade

by Asdfjalsdfjlkjdsafjka December 1, 2021