John Wilkes Boothe

See Abraham Lincoln.

After you Abraham Lincoln a girl, save a little bit of your load and shoot her in the back of the head with it.

Hey baby, how would you like to receive an Abraham Lincoln tonight and possibly follow it up with a John Wilkes Boothe?

by crazy crackers March 4, 2009

Fort Saint John

Total hick, scrub town.

Guy 1: Yo you goin' to Fort Saint John this weekend?

Guy 2: You mean that place full of white trash and low life natives? Fuck no.

by Jimmy_R January 7, 2012

john cooper school

An exclusive K-12 preportary school where rich preppy kids who get Louis Vuitton bags for their 16th birthday, has at least one BMW in the garage, and has cleaning and lawn maintenence service. Household income is a key admissions indicator. Roflcopter posession is mandatory.

Also pronounced John Cupper if you are mentally deficient

Yo the sweet sixteen was so totally John Cooper School Yo!

by I.P. April 30, 2006

who shot john

Meaning "I don't know what".

Girl, you better comb your hair! I don't want you to go out of this house looking like who shot john.

by NJones July 26, 2005

after John Wayne

Never name your son after John Wayne (or any other famous person); it's bad luck.

The Gayce's named their son after John Wayne.

by Boy George Michael Jackson Brown May 25, 2006

john walker

When someone lies about thier identity and they are a creep. Actually they probably have a crush on your best friend and didn't want her to find out they were snap chatting you so they lied about thier name.

" That ugly guy I was talking to turned out to be a John Walker."

"I just got John Walker-ed"

by fitnessfreak69 May 18, 2016

john tucker gamble

not to be confused with the recently popular movie "John Tucker Must Die", a john tucker gamble is the sweetest, most genuine, sincere, and greatest person in the whole world. Note, both jt's share the same the trait of their smoking hotness and inability to control the ladies affinity towards them. Never the less no one lady loves a JT Gamble more than his best friend in the whole world. (see jordan paglia)

Note; a john tucker gamble is never complete without a wonkey eye when photographed and the always overwhelming urge to give it in the butt.

-"I met the perfect guy the other night, he is the man of my dreams, gorgeous, sweet, and amazing."

-Back off! that's my john tucker gamble!!

by jp :) June 5, 2009