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Green Ass Nigga 

A bitch ass nigga, quite literally the polar opposite of a real nigga. Somebody who be sour for no reason at all. A nigga who be all up in yo business hatin like a whole bitch 😂
Usually, but not always: overweight, over 40, and still live in they mama house collecting food stamps.
Person 1: Yo I heard Georgie been talkin mad shit bout you ona gram the other day
Person 2: Yeah he a green ass nigga forsho
Green Ass Nigga by Skebob August 19, 2025

Green Pony 

A ride share e-bike. Named after the lime bikes brand in Sydney Australia. Best use is when you are a little bit drunk and you can’t drive home…..
Wow I got pretty wasted at the pub last night and i rode a green pony home. It’s still out the front of my joint.
Green Pony by Triple pickles 333 September 4, 2025

green morph suit 

how to troll the news guy
Person 1: how do we troll the weatherman
person 2: with a green morph suit.
green morph suit by 147852369/*-+.0 September 6, 2025

Green beans 

Green Beans basically grow a garden from Roblox game the new spawnism
Green beans by Scottona. September 16, 2025

Green Dudes from Mortal Engines 

A legendary friend group led by chaos general E. Molnar, infamous for their shenanigans and mischief at the one and only Tard House.
The Green Dudes from Mortal Engines aren’t just a squad — they’re a drunken lifestyle choice. Fueled by bottom-shelf liquor, 30-racks of cheap beer, and zero self-control, they specialize in bad decisions that somehow become legendary stories. Known for blackouts, late-night chaos, and waking up in places that defy explanation, they thrive on disorder, reckless comedy, and Molnar’s unholy talent for steering the crew straight into disaster (and staggering back out with another case of beer).
Woke up with Sharpie tattoos, an empty keg in the bathtub, and a traffic cone in the kitchen — yeah, the Green Dudes from mortal engines were here.
A group that advocates against racism but does racist stuff.
Did you hear that most of our senators are green pea?
Green Pea by Jolocorps October 15, 2025