Friends with benefits

2 friends that fuck each other or think about it without being labeled as boyfriend and girlfriend. They both care for each other very much, but don’t have any feelings for each other.

Friend~ you guys fuck?

Girl~ yeah but we r just friends.

Friends~ so like friends with benefits?

Girl~ yeah!

by Annoying Bitch March 3, 2018

disaster friend

Someone who you don't really know, but with whom you're friends on Facebook, and whose life is clearly falling apart. You continue reading their status updates out of morbid curiosity, and for the guilty pleasure of watching a slow-motion trainwreck.

"Hey, have you heard Becky's pregnant *again*? And that her fiancé just broke up with her? And that she's apparently now converting to scientology?"

"Who's Becky again?"

"I'm not sure, she's one of my disaster friends."

by pi_is_exactly_three September 8, 2016

Hipster Friend

A hipster who is a fake friend of an individual who is not a hipster. S/he doesn't want a serious friendship, so if you have a hipster friend, sooner or later s/he will stab you in the back or let you down.

Person 1: That fucker! When I told him I need his help he suddenly disappeared. And now, when I meet him on the street he looks away.

Person 2: Nevermind, bro, he was just a hipster friend.

by bluesmaster December 12, 2012

BEST FRIEND

friends are like bras, they are close to you're heart :)

Girl: who is that?

Boy: that is my BEST FRIEND!

by coolmonkey December 2, 2011

Friend Ladder

On the friends ladder your either at the bottom or the top. The bottom are the people you talk to the least, then the next step is the people you rarely speak to, the next step is the people your friendly with, the next step is the people you say hi to in the hallway but nothing else, the next step is the people you say a few words to in a day, the next step is the people you must talk to in order to make your day enjoyable, the next step is the friends that you sit with at lunch and talk to in the hallway, the next step is your best friends, the next step is your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush, the next step is the cuddle buddy/cuddle bitch and the final step is the fuck buddy (very rare to have middle school-high school)

Daniel- Oh my god did you hear that Nicole was moved up to the 8th step on Dylans friend ladder?!

Julia- Oh I know! Yesterday she was on the 2nd step! Funny how everyones friend ladder changes everyday.

by slimshadiex0 November 22, 2011

friend card

basically when you p0wn like crazy, all these bitches be goin YO DAWG I NEED TO PULL THE FRIEND CARD YO MAN YO. so alls you gotta do is be like BITCH. (you can choose to add a bitchslap here, or twelve) GET ME A CHICKEN SAMICH. AND SOME WAFFLE FRIES. AND A COKE TO DRINK OR SOMETHIN. FOR FREE.

(mofo pulling his friend card.)
yo dawg dawg yo my homie cheese skillet who i wanna make love to, i gotta pull my *SLAP* BITCH NAHHH

by dudeman13yo April 1, 2008

Ex-Friend

This girl is a horrible person. She will steal your boyfriend and make lies about you. She will accuse you of making rumours, but she is the one that is really doing it. She will be nice at first but then she will turn. WARNING: If she is on her period you better run! Also known as skank or bitch or awful friend or even nasty

Yo did u see my Ex-friend?Wait? Is that her with Chris? Is she? Omg I hate u!

by jxExSxSxIxCxAxg March 14, 2017