Douche canoe

Vagina that is blown out that a pad tampon floats around in it.

That bitches tampon floats around like a douche canoe.

by Camel creeper October 20, 2020

Douche canoe

When you're in school and the hot kid is being a jerk so you don't want to say the whole thing but you have to bring the point across

" lean back sara…"
" SHUT THE F UP YOU DOUCHE CANOE"

by Ha you thought June 08, 2017

Douche Canoe

Someone who has exceeded the level 1 douche, level 2 douche bag, and graduated to level 3 of the douche pyramid

Did you see that guy Sonny slide into the random girl's DM asking her to ride his cock?
Yeah I did. Spicer is such a douche canoe

by Unknown Urban Dictionary User June 21, 2017

douche canoe

A twatwaffle's car.

Hey, I heard Ed got a new car. Yeah, you mean the USS Douche Canoe.

by dglarn May 05, 2019

Douche canoe

Douche Canoe, a oversized maxipad used to catch all the nastiness that filters out of a females vaginal cavity after douching.. much like a pantie liner..

Sarah if I wouldn't have used a douche Canoe I would have ruined my panties..

by Model Ynohtna February 27, 2020

Douche Canoe

A sad or pathetic gentlemen who opens his mouth wide as his woman douches her vagina and he catches it in his mouth. A terrible person. A sad excuse for a man

That guy is being a total douche canoe because he got fired for always being late

by Bornsooner May 11, 2024

Douche canoe

Someone who is. More then a douche bag

Paul Raddell is a douche canoe

by Mcmaster carr January 29, 2016