by Big Church Blake September 1, 2022
Get the Oklahoma Box Firemug. When you open a short position on a company and make the company hemorrhage from within with a consulting group and short the stock to oblivion plus set the value of the asset down with high frequency trading and dark pool abuse.
You never close the position to save money on taxes and label it Securties not yet purchased and hope nobody catches on.
You never close the position to save money on taxes and label it Securties not yet purchased and hope nobody catches on.
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes as you Cellar boxing the company with high frequency trading algorithms and dark pool order routing.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes as you Cellar boxing the company with high frequency trading algorithms and dark pool order routing.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
by theblackadder March 2, 2023
Get the Cellar Boxingmug. A former well known actor or director who at one point in their career achieved respectable success but, for some God forsaken reason, has been unable to recapture any of their former glory and continues to make bad movies. It gets to the point that you are fairly confident by the preview the movie will not be worth a rental. Box Office Poison recipients usually tie directly into the Razzie awards.
Handful of Box Office Poison Members:
Kevin Costner (lifetime achievement)
Wesley Snipes
M. Night Shamalayan
Sandra Bullock
Dane Cook
Jessica Simpson
Paris Hilton
Kevin Costner (lifetime achievement)
Wesley Snipes
M. Night Shamalayan
Sandra Bullock
Dane Cook
Jessica Simpson
Paris Hilton
by Joe Fist February 11, 2009
Get the Box Office Poisonmug. on the go snack for the bus or train. a " hold me down" or something to eat before consuming alcoholic beverages, or if you can't wait a few more hours for dinner..
2 peices of fried chicken, a biscuit, and a mashed potato for 3.25 from any fried chicken establishment in the hood.
2 peices of fried chicken, a biscuit, and a mashed potato for 3.25 from any fried chicken establishment in the hood.
dude 1: Damn b. We 25minutes from manhattan and i'm starving. let me grab a snack box from the chicken spot real quick before we jump on the Q
dude 2: word.. imma grab a beef patty..
dude 2: word.. imma grab a beef patty..
by calzonernj December 23, 2008
Get the snack boxmug. by tai mai shu December 25, 2003
Get the jamaican hot boxmug. Bobby went home last night and thought he was going to get roast beef, but instead had a Tokyo lunch box.
by Adamweeee March 28, 2011
Get the Tokyo lunch boxmug. The results after copious amounts of drugs have been consumed. You no longer have a grasp of reality and are acting high and crazy. Commonly used in relation to amphetamines, cocaine and similar
"I just had six lines of coke and a hit on that crackpipe, I am off my box mate."
He was slumped on the toilet, chewing his gums and drooling. Clearly he was off his box.
"You shit yourself in public? You must have been off your box."
He was slumped on the toilet, chewing his gums and drooling. Clearly he was off his box.
"You shit yourself in public? You must have been off your box."
by Tammy Eichhorst July 23, 2017
Get the off my boxmug.