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Ja Rule

The painful vein hidden inside your anus that occur whenever you fart so loud that you poop out blood whenever you need to take a crap.
Charlie: My poop is coming out red. What's wrong?
The doctor: You have a Ja Rule inside of it and you can possibly die if this continues. You need to take these pills.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 26, 2022
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8 9 10 Rule

Standard calling etiquette needed for morons who would otherwise call people at any hour of the day. Monday - Friday you don’t call someone before 8am, Saturday before 9am, or Sunday before 10am.
Bob was awakened by his cell phone ringing at 6:43am. It was his drunk buddy Dale returning Bob’s call from yesterday. Clearly Dale needed to enroll at phone etiquette school to understand the 8 9 10 rule.
by Grant Rampus January 28, 2023
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Admiral Rule

A principle describing the act of deliberately breaking or disregarding the rules, norms, or expectations of a culture in order to satisfy one’s ego, assert dominance, or elevate personal pride above collective standards.
After getting a hole-in-one, Mark refused to buy the bar a round of drinks due to him invoking the Admiral Rule. Mark stated the members at the bar were irrelevant.
by CommitteeMember6969 September 29, 2025
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Rule 34

If it exists, there's porn of it/ explicit content of fictional characters or something what, do i look like a dictionary to you?
i just ejaculated to helluva boss furry fart rule 34 on the 29th of december in 2020
by 20thofjanuary2020 October 25, 2023
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Exception to rule 34

The only exception to rule 34 is rule 34 itself
by atavoid November 27, 2020
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rule 873

Vibe with Snom.
When enacted(through sending the "rule 873: vibe with snom" gif), all those who see must respond with the same gif and Vibe With Snom.
"Damnit they enacted Rule 873. I'm so sick of vibing with snom."
"...what?"
by GravesyBoy December 2, 2024
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Rule 1616

the girl you like always has a boyfriend
you liked the girl, but she walks with the guy - this is rule 1616
by Reevse.inc April 11, 2020
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