Rule 20

The principle of this rule is that if it exists, doesn’t exist, or can be conceived by human mind, there will always be someone else offend by whatever it is.

Person 1: “I love eating pizza dude it’s my favorite food.”

Offended Person: “wow, I just can’t believe you, your not even Italian you can’t compliment pizza if your not Italian you racist scum”

Person 1: “it’s a fucking slice of pizza my guy, you’re a prime example of rule 20”

by Book_Of_ Rules June 24, 2022

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argument rule

after arguing you guys fuck it out

we finished arguing so we had to do the argument rule.

by lalalallalalllllalala June 10, 2023

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rule 34

when you horny and want to jack off to literally anything, even inflation

kiriko rule 34

(give me link)

by I watched porn since 3rd grade October 14, 2022

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The 3 Rules Of The Shop

If you were to escape the matrix, you should know the 3 rules of the shop.
- NO bag. ❌💼

- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲

- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.

If you were a Sigma male, you would know The 3 Rules Of The Shop.

by Professor Nicholas Bradley November 1, 2022

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Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011

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