The arm rule

A way to know if you need a condom size bigger than medium. By measuring your penis to your arm, if it's bigger then you need a bigger size.

Hey dad what size condom should I wear? You should use the arm rule. Oh ok

by Lee Chandler May 26, 2017

thumb rule

The sexist rule schools follow, forcing female students' shorts to go to at least their thumbs, making it almost impossible to find an acceptable pair of shorts.

Teacher: Miss, your shorts don't follow the thumb rule.
Girl: They're the longest I could find.
Teacher: They're distracting the boys in the class.

by thym4pizza June 6, 2017

Rule Alpha

Angry Reacts from Facebook are more valuable than money.

"Sorry,I only pay with angry reacts because the Rule Alpha"

by Orphan Seraph June 29, 2017

48 Hour Rule

The rule for the amount of time sperm can stay alive in a person's mouth after oral sex.

Dana: Hi, Katherine, mind if I take a sip of your coke?
Katherine: Are you 48 hour rule safe?
Dana: Yep!

by futureactiveparticiple July 4, 2017

Squad rule book

The code of ethics between a groups of people that classify them as a squad.

You can't use do that it is in the squad rule book.

by Shuggs July 6, 2017

Rule 2

Rule #2: Your bass player is a useless cunt.

I can't really think of any way to use Rule 2 in a sentence, I'm sorry.

by totally not foraict November 3, 2017

bathroom rule

When your in the bathroom and there has to be at least one urinal between the two guys to make sure neither of them is gay.

Richard didn't follow the bathroom rule and I'm pretty sure he's gay

by Rules to live by November 6, 2017